Adam Levine’s Cocaine Habit Resurfaces on Hollywood Blvd

The latest photo of Maroon 5 frontman Adam Levine was all it took for his hit Payphone to finally make sense. “That has to be almost $2k worth of coke on his face and jacket,” said Sara Clark, Idol Magazine writer and cocaine aficionado.

This proves Black people will have their chains and white people will always have their cocaine.

Image by AKM-GSI, Yahoo! News

Image by AKM-GSI, Yahoo! News

Bruce Jenner Transitions Weekend Three of Coachella

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Just when you named Kylie and Kendall the Queens of Coachella 2015, another Jenner has made her shocking debut weekend three of the festival. Olympian Bruce Jenner was seen wandering around the Sahara tent in a dress asking for a cigarette light, enjoying the live music and art installations April 24th through the 26th in Indio, California.

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Jenner indulged in a $225 4-corse meal at the Rose Garden on Saturday that featured lamb tartare with duck egg and  braised lamb shoulder with wheat pasta. For dessert? A lemon tart with ginger beet sorbet.

“Jenner was gentle and friendly, like a man,” said Tyler the Creator fan, Anika Takita Jamama Marie-Jones. “He gave me his lemon tart because he said he did not like lemon in desserts. We immediately bonded. I was touched by his generosity and hate for citrus. We threw our tarts over our heads in the grass and laughed at this years line up and how much we spent on dinner.”

Jenner enjoyed sets from Tame Impala, Azealia Banks, Fitz and the Tantrums, Marina & the Diamonds, FKA Twigs and DJSnake. When Jenner was asked about his transition she said “Guuuuuuurl!” It is no surprise that Jenner chose Coachella for his debut as this festival is all about fashion.