Adam Levine’s Cocaine Habit Resurfaces on Hollywood Blvd

The latest photo of Maroon 5 frontman Adam Levine was all it took for his hit Payphone to finally make sense. “That has to be almost $2k worth of coke on his face and jacket,” said Sara Clark, Idol Magazine writer and cocaine aficionado.

This proves Black people will have their chains and white people will always have their cocaine.

Image by AKM-GSI, Yahoo! News

Image by AKM-GSI, Yahoo! News

Boyhood 2 Trailer LEAKED

Richard Linklater does it again. This time, he follows a kid named Leonardo from early childhood through his grand successes and downfalls.

Bruce Jenner Transitions Weekend Three of Coachella


Just when you named Kylie and Kendall the Queens of Coachella 2015, another Jenner has made her shocking debut weekend three of the festival. Olympian Bruce Jenner was seen wandering around the Sahara tent in a dress asking for a cigarette light, enjoying the live music and art installations April 24th through the 26th in Indio, California.

Jenner indulged in a $225 4-corse meal at the Rose Garden on Saturday that featured lamb tartare with duck egg and  braised lamb shoulder with wheat pasta. For dessert? A lemon tart with ginger beet sorbet.

“Jenner was gentle and friendly, like a man,” said Tyler the Creator fan, Anika Takita Jamama Marie-Jones. “He gave me his lemon tart because he said he did not like lemon in desserts. We immediately bonded. I was touched by his generosity and hate for citrus. We threw our tarts over our heads in the grass and laughed at this years line up and how much we spent on dinner.”

Jenner enjoyed sets from Tame Impala, Azealia Banks, Fitz and the Tantrums, Marina & the Diamonds, FKA Twigs and DJSnake. When Jenner was asked about his transition she said “Guuuuuuurl!” It is no surprise that Jenner chose Coachella for his debut as this festival is all about fashion.

Inside Kim and Kanye’s $1.2 Billion Dollar Wedding

Kim and Kanye Billion Dollar Wedding 2014

He finally did it, and oops she did it again. Kim Kardashian and “Son of God,” Kanye West tied the knot this weekend in Italy and Idol Magazine correspondent Samantha Ross has the exclusive details!

The couple rented nearly three fourths of Italy for the massive bash at a rate of $9.6 million a night for five nights, totaling $48 Million dollars. The space was decked in gold and ivory.


“It was gorgeous, there was a bidet in every room,” said Kim’s mother Kris Jenner.


Kanye insisted daughter North West learn to walk so she could be the flower girl at the ceremony. With  the help of  Cesar Millan, TV’s Dog Whisperer, North West was on her feet at just 34 weeks old ($350,000 in training costs). Bridesmaids Khloe, Kourtney and Bruce looked ravishing in their floor-length off-cream Badgley Mischka gowns. A hologram of Kanye’s dead mother, Donda West, gave Kanye away ($5.5 million dollars).

“(o)MG the wedding! It was totes touching #CoachellaWeekend2” – tweeted Kyle Jenner. Kendal Jenner re-tweeted shortly after.

The entertainment was top notch. Whitney Houston performed the couple’s favorite song, “It’s Not Right but It’s Okay.” Celebrity guests included Jesus, Prince William with wife Kate Middleton, John Leguizamo, Giuliana Rancic, Kid Cudi, Five Seconds of Summer, Karina Smirnoff, Nicky Hilton and Ray J.

Gold-Bidet-Exclusive“The wedding was perf. If Rob was here it would have been more perf!” tweeted Kim. Rob Kardashian left Rome early to pick up his Applebee’s Curbside-To-Go order in Calabasas, California. He later joined Beyonce and Jay-Z at the Beverly Hilton for the Los Angeles viewing party, where guests caught and ate their own caviar.

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David Copperfield Prime Suspect for Disappearance of Malaysian Aircraft


Magician David Copperfield was taken into custody in Las Vegas, Nevada early  this morning  for questioning regarding the disappearance of Malaysian Airlines aircraft flight 370. The aircraft carrying 227 passengers and 12 crew members was scheduled to land in Beijing, China and went missing somewhere along the Gulf of Thailand between Malaysia and Vietnam.

Research teams in Vietnam, China, Singapore, Indonesia, the United States, Thailand, Australia, the Philippines and New Zealand are all pointing their fingers at Copperfield after a YouTube video re-surfaced (since removed) from 1996 showed Copperfield making a helicopter disappear in to thin air. Fellow Magician and Colleague Raymond Joseph Teller, known as “Teller” from Penn and Teller, had no comment.
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The Wolverine’s 22-Song Soundtrack Sung Entirely By Hugh Jackman Slashes Its Way to A July 26 Release

Lord on high has heard your prayers. The new motion picture soundtrack for Twentieth Century Fox and Marvel Entertainment’s “The Wolverine” is sung entirely by Oscar nominee and Tony award winning actor, Hugh Jackman.

“The Wolverine” is available for download beginning July 26th on iTunes and Amazon. Can’t wait? Look below for the unofficial 22-song track list which features original songs performed by Jackman on lead vocals and percussion drums.

Jackman won the Tony award for best performance by leading actor in a musical for his role as Peter Allen in “The Boy From Oz,” and starred in the motion picture of the international smash musical, “Les Misérables” (lay-mee-say-robbes) as convicted felon and unconvicted kidnapper Jean Valjean. Jackman returns to Broadway in Stephen Schwartz’s Houdini 2014.


Track List:

    1. A Walk With Cosette in the Woods
    2. The Thénardiers Meet Nagasakí
    3. French Euthanasia in 1815
    4. Logan’s Run to the Castle On A Cloud
    5. The Offer and the Bargain
    6. Arriving at the Temple at the Barricade
    7. A Heart Full of Love at the Funeral Fight
    8. Look Down Two Handed At The Stars
    9. Red & Black Bullet Train
    10. The Snare Can Hear the People Sing?
    11. Abduction, Suddenly
    12. Trusting the Master of the HouseNinja Quiet, Who Am I?
    13. Kantana Surgery In A Little Fallof Rain
    14. The Wolverine in the Sewers
    15. I Dreamed A Dream of The Hidden Fortress
    16. Bring Silver Samurai Home with Lovely Ladies
    17. Turing the Sword of Vengence
    18. Dreams With Empty Chairs At Empty Tables
    19. Goodbye Mariko (A Heart Full of Love Reprise)
    20. Where to? The Wedding with the Beggars At The Feast
    21. Whole Step Haiku With Epilogue

“Anything Goes!” To Close August 5th, Stephen Sondheim Theatre to be Transformed into Three-Story Sports Chalet Spring 2013


Sondheim wrote, “In olden days a glimpse of stocking was looked on as something shocking,” and now he will be happy to know he can get three pairs for only $10 on the second floor of his own theater.

Realtor Josh Kelly announced today that by March 2013, the Stephen Sondheim Theatre located at 124 West 43rd Street, between Broadway and 6th Avenue, will be transformed into a three-story Sports Chalet.

You are not “losing your mind,” putting the theater up for sale has been in consideration before it opened in 2010.

“We love resuscitating Sondheim and remarketing his work, but we also love Sports Chalet,” said marketing director Micah Restoni. “We are left asking ourselves, how many times can you revive a revival?”

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How Precious Actress Gabourey Sidibe Lost 179-Pounds


Move a little to the right Jennifer Hudson. Academy Award nominated “Precious” star, Gabourey Sidibe is looking delicious after shedding an extraordinary 179-pounds in just 16 weeks.

So how did she do it? Unlike Jennifer Hudson, Weight Watchers® did not work for Sidibe. “I kept borrowing Weight Watchers® points from friends and family and by the forth week I was over my head in debt,” said Sidibe. “My friends said they did not want to see me until I had their points. It was hard because they don’t sell points, you have to earn them.”

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11 Reasons You Can No Longer Make It to Coachella


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If you are one of seventy-five thousand aspiring hipsters who spent $285 dollars on 3-day passes to The Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival, bear with me. If you are one of seventeen thousand hipsters who also purchased camping passes for the occasion, start packing you idiot.

This year’s lineup for Coachella (which takes place in Palm Desert, California) is drier than the vaginas of The Real Housewives of Palm Springs. The only thing for concertgoers like yourself to look forward to in April is lyme disease, a urinary tract infection, and your boyfriend doing a number two in a plastic bag in the backseat of your father’s car with the windows up.

Before you all start picking hats, one may want to reconsider attending Coachella 2012. Below are 11 reasons and excuses to help you ditch your friends and start your new life as a wealthier and a less pretentious new you.

In conclusion, Woodstock is over and Coachella is overrated. Sell your tickets to this pool-less pool party to a carbon-copy of yourself on Craigslist for profit. Then buy your ticket to The Electric Daisy Carnival for this summer in Las Vegas, Nevada and wait for my next column on why you shouldn’t go to EDC.

Trust me the coolest thing you could have possibly seen at Coachella was The Swedish House Mafia gang banging Michael Cera with a ceramic dildo while Thom Yorke watched with his freakishly smaller right eye because he is a creep.

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